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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

"Are Ewe Pregnant?" "Are You for Real?"



                Charlatan: “A person who pretends or claims to have more knowledge or skill than he or she possesses; quack.”  An “imposter, mountebank, fraud, fake, phony.” 
                A picture of Robert Preston dressed as Harold Hill should accompany this dictionary entry.  He was the salesman in The Music Man who sold band instruments about which he knew absolutely nothing.  In order to assure his dupes he knew what he was talking about, he took on the phony title of professor, and convinced them all of their sons could learn to play using his “think method.”  Or perhaps a picture of Sinclair Lewis’ Elmer Gantry played by Burt Lancaster.  Gantry pretended to be an evangelist in the 1920’s, using his position to garner money and to satisfy his womanizing urges.  Imposters.
                Recently, I heard about a guy who claimed to know how to tell if a sheep is pregnant without wasting any time doing one of those pesky blood or urine tests or doing an ultrasound.  His method was much simpler.  He just asked the sheep, “Are you pregnant?”  The ewe blinked once at him, thus signaling that she was, indeed, with lamb.  “That’ll be $60, please.”  Whether or not he believes he has actually communicated with the sheep is irrelevant, according to the Dictionary.com definition.  Whether or not he is correct in his assessment is just as irrelevant.  Some casual observation of the ewe in question would have led anyone to believe she was most likely pregnant.  He could simply make an educated guess (which he did) and be about 90% sure he was correct.  But I could do that, and I wouldn’t charge $60.  A professional with a testing kit would have done a scientific test for about the same cost.  The man claimed to have more knowledge or skill than he actually possessed, and attempted to bilk people out of their hard-earned cash by convincing them he was a skilled professional.  Charlatan.
                Even before states began talking with people about signing up for Obamacare, crooks were busy offering their services for coverage that doesn’t exist, or coverage that can be gotten for far less through legitimate channels.  With the universal confusion that currently exists concerning a 1,000 page document that hasn’t been read by more than a dozen or so people, and has been interpreted in a dozen different ways, the pasture is full of eager uninsured and uninformed sheep (many of them elderly) ready to be sheared.  Frauds.
                Unscrupulous people continue to use websites, emails and phone calls to convince people they have won something special or are rightful heirs to someone else’s fortune.  In spite of all the warnings, U.S. dollars are flowing into places like Jamaica and Nigeria to help put deposed princes back in power or aid them in transferring their riches out of the country before the bad people get it.  Phonies.
                Throughout history there have been religious charlatans preying upon the unsuspecting, the trusting, the faithful yet uninformed.  They claim to have special knowledge unavailable to anyone else.  Just trust them and they will take care of you.  They have a power source the rest of us could never tap into, but they are compassionate and will share that power with us…for a price.  The Apostle Paul warned of these people who worm their way into homes and take advantage of those who are “always learning but never able to acknowledge the truth.”  These imposters, he writes, will go from bad to worse, deceiving and being deceived.
                There is a defense against such frauds.  The truth.  However, the truth must be learned, accepted, assimilated into our thoughts and actions, and used as a defense when necessary.  That truth is the scriptures, God-breathed and useful for teaching the uninformed, rebuking phonies, correcting imposters and training all to be righteous.  The best defense against spiritual charlatans is a sure grasp on the truth.
                By the way, while scripture speaks a great deal about sheep, never do they indicate any of them are able to communicate with humans, by speaking or blinking an eye.  The only talking animal in the Bible is a donkey.  And it turns out the rider was the real ass because he was attempting to mislead God’s people.  Charlatan.

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