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Saturday, November 10, 2012

Have I Learned My Lesson?



                You know how you learn things by doing something without conducting the proper research first, or being hasty, or just being stupid?  Then, when you get over the embarrassment, you deposit that little bit of knowledge in your memory bank to be withdrawn later at a time when similar circumstances call for a similar response, only this time you want to perform at a higher level.  For example, I know a guy who tried to change out an electric socket without throwing the breaker.  After that shocking experience, he now turns off the electricity to the entire house before performing any electrical repair or installation.  This same guy once attempted to drive his new bride to South Lake Tahoe for their honeymoon in a little red Chevy Vega in mid-December.  He borrowed some chains from a the young lady’s father, who assured him they would fit, but if he ended up with too much chain left over, he could just use some bailing wire to keep the lengths from flapping.  After visiting with some friends in Grass Valley, he and his lovely bride decided to drive up I-80 to the north shore of Lake Tahoe, then go down highway 89 to South Lake Tahoe where their reservations at the Ritz-like motel awaited them.
                In order to keep this from becoming a multi-page short story, I will skip many of the particulars, jump to the lessons this young man learned and would like to share with you, and let the reader fill in the rest. 
                First, this guy learned that lines on maps only indicate the location of roads and highways, not the difficulty of driving them, nor the conditions when snow is falling.
                Second, after acquiring chains for a vehicle, always put them on the tires while you are parked in a nice dry driveway.  That way, if any adjustments need to be made, like having to have them cut much shorter, you can take care of that in unhurried, dry, relatively warm conditions.  Thus, you won’t be caught out in the cold, wet rain/snow trying to install chains that simply won’t work.
                Third, always carry an old tarp or similar protection from the dirty, wet pavement and slush.
                Last evening the wife and I headed out in our little Saturn Aura to our timeshare on the south shore of Lake Tahoe.  We hurriedly packed a few things, and headed up the highway.  About 5 minutes down the road, I realized we had both forgotten to pack necessary medicines.  We went back and retrieved said medications, and headed out again.  This time I was quite a bit more up tight.  I had called the Les Schwab in Placerville to make sure they had chains that would fit our car’s tires.  We would barely get there before closing time if we weren’t slowed down by any unforeseen circumstances.
                A little side note here.  We like driving up Highway 88 to South Lake Tahoe, but I had checked the road conditions online and on the phone and discovered Highway 88 had two different stretches of chain controls.  Highway 50, according to the State of California, had no chain controls.  So, I chose Highway 50 for our trek.
                We made it to the store with 4 minutes to spare.   I gave the nice young gal the tire measurements and specifically asked for “tire cables.”  Chains on front-wheel drive vehicles are cumbersome and make for an uncomfortable ride.  She repeated it back to me, retrieved the box, took my money and we were on our way.
                We estimated we were about one or two miles shy of the chain installation area when traffic came to a standstill.  Two CHP vehicles raced by, followed by an ambulance and then a tow truck.  About an hour later we were moving once again.  We slowly drove past the site of the accident, though we couldn’t see the object of all this attention (sadly, it was down the steep bank on the right).  A short drive further and we were in sight of the Cal Trans check point.  I pulled over, retrieved the box of shiny, organized chains and began the installation project.  Yes, the box contained chains, not cables.  The side portion that holds all the short lengths of chains in place was a cable, thus the description on the box “Cable Chains.”  Guess I should have looked in the box before buying them.  I would have paid a chain monkey to perform this task of correctly and efficiently installing said chains, but none were in sight.  As I was draping the first set over the left front tire my hand touched something.  I got down on the wet, cold, dirty, slushy pavement (guess I should have brought along a tarp) and looked just above and inside of the tire.  There was a piece of metal, apparently part of the strut, just a half or three quarters of an inch from the rubber.  It seemed to me the chains were about a half inch thick.  Guess I should have installed them on a dry, relatively warm driveway first.  I went ahead and partially installed that first set, but was not enjoying myself, and doubting my work.  Karen spotted a chain monkey and asked him to help us out.  He was very skeptical about the clearance for the chains, but went ahead and properly installed both sets.  There went $30 of fun money.
                I had a decision to make.  If I drove on up the highway and the chains broke due to beating that piece of metal, I could end up stranded, waiting for a tow truck.  Then there would be the expense of getting that set of chains unwrapped from around the axle.  Or, I could go ahead, driving very slowly to minimize the centrifugal force that sends those lengths of chains banging into the piece of obstructive metal.  I decided we’d go ahead.  With flashers on, driving as close to the right edge of the highway as I dared, I made it over the summit and onto snow-free pavement, never exceeding 15 mph.  I shudder to think how many epithets were uttered by drivers wanting to travel at much faster speeds.
                We normally make this trip in about an hour and a half.  It was a little over 4 hours later when we pulled into the parking stall at the timeshare.  We are glad we’re here.  It’s lovely.  But I am going to have to recommit some lessons to my memory bank.  It seems I didn’t really learn some of those lessons the first time.

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